How To End Your Worries... These Desk Calendars Will Help
I was working late on an important top secret desk calendars project last week when I realized there were some unanswered questions that, well, needed answering... You see, I checked one of my email accounts and discovered, to my absolute horror, that hundreds of people had emailed in questions wanting to know more about my unique desk-calendars. Now, and I'm sure you'd agree... this is both a good and bad thing. It's good because it proves I'm doing something right. It's bad because I hadn't checked that email account for 6 months... Anyway, obviously drastic action was needed. And so what I did was lay out some of the questions here. So, without further ado, let's get into it... (You're not going to believe some of the questions people ask!)
Rather Exciting Desk Calendar Related Questions...
My reply: Dear Jenny. A good calendar is usually for a period of a year. Christmas is in December. You'll know when because everyone will be talking about getting presents. OK? Moxo wrote: "What is happening to me? I write down the days I need to get projects done in my calendar, but that day rocks up and I ain't never did it. (sic) Please help." My reply: Dear Moxo. You need to be disciplined. Stop watching video games, crap TV, surfing the net, checking your emails, and start doing the work you really need to do. OK. Simmo wrote: You say your calendars are the best. But I always get so addicted to this darn online stuff that I can't even take a simple toilet break. This is killing me. My reply: Hi Simmo. Never resist natural urges. Especially toilet breaks, sneezing, or thirst. These urges come for a reason. Just stand up and walk to the toilet. It's easy. Try it. Homos wrote: My boyfriend wants a table calendar with a cute photo on it. Where can I get one of these? Thanks... (big kiss). My reply: Dear Homos. Here's a quick way to make a desk calendar. Click on photo gifts and cards on the left. You'll see a fabulous range of stuff from photo books to postcards to photo stickers. The canvas prints look especially good. Your boyfriend might like that... Sadsak wrote: Hi. I heard your website was funny and cool. My problem is that I'm brutally honest. Ain't no calendars that can really fix my problem. What's your thoughts on that? My reply: Hey Sadsak... I hear you loud and clear. Honesty is a great virtue. And a precious thing. Use it to your advantage. It's not really a problem either. By the way. If you do have a problem, just read any book by Bob Proctor. You'll be right son. And Your Desk Calendars Best Selection...
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